Previously the Face-Eating Leopard Party, and our agenda is chaos. If you choose to support us, we will eat your face, if you don't, we will also eat your face.
The Arl Reform League of Grand Ole Pompadourists believes in:
Single-Payer Healthcare
Free Palenstine
Mandatory Retirement Age for SCOTUS
Congressional Term Limits
Prosecute ICE
Ranked Choice Voting (no more two party system)
Abandon Citizens United
70% Corporate Tax
Diplomacy Over War
“You can go to live in France, but you cannot become a Frenchman. You can go to live in Germany or Turkey or Japan, but you cannot become a German, a Turk, or a Japanese. But anyone, from any corner of the Earth, can come to live in America and become an American.”